Mother’s Day Song for My Mother and My Wife

My wife is out of town for mother’s day, and is spending the day at MY mom’s house, so I wrote this song for both of them. Feel free to share it with the mothers in your life. Here are the Lyrics: Chorus 1: Happy Mother’s Day to the mother that I married and also…

Do You Even Lift?

This is a devotional I wrote for the weekly email for my company’s Christian Diversity Network Association, based on a topic I covered in a previous blog called Superstitianity. In the interest of padding my blog, I am posting a slightly modified version here:     “You shall not take the name of the LORD…

Trolling Amazon

Here are a few comical reviews I have written for products on Amazon. These reviews can still be viewed on Amazon.

I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from having any basic form of parental intuition. As a result, when my infant began crying, I had no way of determining whether it was due to the fact that I hadn’t fed him in the last 12 hours, the fact that he’d been carrying a full diaper around for the past three days (the diaper box SAYS “for 15 lbs,” but don’t believe it!), or if he was simply bothered by our doomed economy as a result of Obama’s socialist agenda.