Run or Be Run Over

It’s my month to do devotionals each week for the Christian group at work. Here’s another. For what it’s worth, I like to think that I’m the first person to mention nipple chafing in a devotional.

Trolling Amazon

Here are a few comical reviews I have written for products on Amazon. These reviews can still be viewed on Amazon.

I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from having any basic form of parental intuition. As a result, when my infant began crying, I had no way of determining whether it was due to the fact that I hadn’t fed him in the last 12 hours, the fact that he’d been carrying a full diaper around for the past three days (the diaper box SAYS “for 15 lbs,” but don’t believe it!), or if he was simply bothered by our doomed economy as a result of Obama’s socialist agenda.

About Me

Hi. My name is Chris Cowan. I’m an award-wanting creative hobbyist who happily serves as a corporate cog in the beautiful machine that is Capitalism. When I’m not doing my part to ensure wealth inequality, I enjoy podcasting, writing cozy music, creating funny videos, voice acting, foot modeling, drawing comics… pretty much anything creative. I’ve…