My Babylon Bee Articles
An incomplete list of the articles I wrote for The Babylon Bee
Not The Bee articles
A list of all the articles I’ve written for Not The Bee.
“The Celebrity Dating Game with AOC!” | Short scripted comedy
A short scripted comedy I wrote for the Babylon Bee.
Story & Screenplay: Chris Cowan
A System of Greed
As a Christian Libertarian, a question that often gets asked is why I would prefer capitalism (the system of greed) over socialism (the system of giving nice things to everybody). At face value, that question makes sense. It sounds like a direct contradiction to my Christian principles.
Are you REALLY pro-choice? This flowchart may SHOCK YOU!
Do you consider yourself to be a bonafide pro-choice individual? Use this handy flow-chart to find out!
Tipping is not a City in China.
Like the perpetual drunkard, at SOME point, we’ll have to realize that you can only escape reality for so long before it catches up to you.
Christians: Evolve, or step aside!
There comes a time with any group, when you have to learn and change to fit into societal norms, or else be abandoned by sticking to tradition. I feel 2015 is one of those times for christians.
Two Arguments Against Legalizing Gay Marriage (and why I’m ignoring them)
A friend recently issued a challenge, asking for one valid argument against gay marriage. I offered two, and then explained why I’m not griping about Prop 8 and DOMA being overturned.